Human Controller.

This is not a blog post about baking. Geez. Can’t you read the title? Its definitely not a baking adventure.

I despise men and women who can’t trust their partners. The secret to a happier marriage, even though you’re expecting is to give each others space. Man is not a man if he can’t hang out with his gang. You know what I’m saying. He has to ask permission to his wife just to be with his friends. And to us, women who don’t control our partners, its like Hillary Clinton asking for world peace and Osama introducing World War III. Do you get it?

I feel sorry for them not having fun. Having your partner do the sched of your weekend is okay, but don’t take it seriously. I don’t plan much for the weekend as I have to work Saturdays, but if my husband wants to have a boy’s night I will let him. He even asks me if he can have a boy’s night if I am having a girls night. And i say “Sure. What time will you be home?”.

What happened to the word TRUST? Does it still exist among us? Does it still exist in our dictionary? I mean, if it does, why wouldn’t people read the definition. If you love your partner so much, why don’t you let them do what they want. Your partner is not cheating with you if he/she goes to a strip house. Going to a stripper bar is where you can have a decent conversation. You don’t care about the girls who strip. Its called Entertainment. I’d even go to a stripper bar if i want to with my husband, like I’ll even ask him for loonies just to get a poster. And its fun. Yeah, I know you get disgusted but its their job. Its a lot gross if you’re getting lap dance with someone who is completely younger than you. Like 2 years younger. Eek.

Your partner is not cheating on you if he’s with his friends. He/She is not cheating on you if he comes home late. He/She is not cheating on you if he wants to visit his mother and he misses him and that scent on his shirt smells like an old woman.

Here’s to why I am not planning to attend someone’s wedding in June. Cause i don’t want them saying “I Do” when he can’t even go out with his friends. When he’s very gullible and she say everything that she has to be this person and he said yes to everything she say.

So if you have need any help on June 14, I’ll be glad to help you out!